Genuinely one of the best Magento developers out there. I have created hundreds of Magento modules for hundreds of clients, from startups to businesses with tens of millions of dollars coming in annually through their store fronts.
If you can't learn from Alan Storm down in Portland I can help you. I have completed data migrations from Magento to Magento 2 involving thousands of products and tens of thousands of product attributes, have created tens of Magento 2 modules, and have installed and modified hundreds of Magento 2 modules.
Look around. I can do this. No offshoring, or anyone else for that matter, unless you ask for it. Otherwise every minute charged is a minute of my life, no matter what. You won't be paying for meetings, for ineffectual planning, for communicating through a grape vine, nor will there be any other extraneous expense. Just the real deal with his nose to the grindstone.
I don’t think we could have done this without you. And we appreciate your continued help/support. The sales are rolling in…so let’s hope it continues and nothing else breaks!
Booooo ::sadpanda ::facepalm
Sounds good.
Hello.
So I'mma let you go but tell no one, have you surprise the surprised team at the bar the Friday after so you can pick up your check and unanticipated severance pay, and then bring you back in to do Java work.
I let a transexual fire you and didn't turn off your key. You were escorted out for no reason whatsoever. You left your empties and fortunes at his desk.
Give Zach a kick in the ass for me.
¡Vienen los británicos!